Movies!!!

A drunken afternoon spent celebrating St Patricks day with Guinness and Bgrade movies. First up was the Santos movie 'Santos es la y tigressa'. Buggered if we could follow the plot line. It was crap. Great stuff. Something to do with horses, and there was a cock fight. As in birds. Lots of animal violence. Santos was helping out old family friend, or rather the daughter of the friend. And there was a brother locked away.

Next up was She Mob. the credits had naked chicks and it was a prison lesbian movie. All seemed good as far as we were concerned! Tony is a kept toyboy. It opened with sex in a bathtub, although Tony is a whiney complaining bugger. We just had a 10 minute scene the point of which, apparently, was to establish there are lesbians in the movie. Voyeur lesbians in fact. Big Shim, the butch lesbo, is trying to score some cock for her bitches. It's like a cross between Russ Meyer and Rudy Ray Moore. The escaped lesbian convicts have captured Tony and sent a ransom note to his older CEO beeattchhh. She poured a drink to deal with this traumatic news. Now they are chasing him in their underwear!!! I've had a fair amoutn of beer and am hitting the wine now. It's not very good wine (sadly) but meh, I'll drink it!
If you do get the dvd out, watch the trailers, they are well special!

My head feels funny! don't ya love this live blogging? In the spirit of iron maiden, we are watching The Chooper. Another Jo Bob Briggs commentary movie, our group is scared. Very scared.
This a shocking movie. the haunted house is crap. God that was shocking. Thank god for alcohol. It's my friend.

We are now watching some Puppets Who Kill to fill in an hour and fuck our heads.

with bubbly (thanks lovely Rich and lovely Michelle).

me xxx