More movies and beer!

I know, it's all getting a bit repetitive, but b-grade movies and beer on a Saturday afternoon seems so right. Today my guests are Smackers and Wesley, with the potential arrival of 'Jewish' Blair.

First up is the Ray Dennis Steckler movie, The Hollywood Strangler meets the Skid Row Slasher. Ray Dennis is a very very bad director, cheap is giving him kudos. Lots of naked chicks get strangled, and their legs waggle around alot. Lots of breasts, although none (so far) have been very good breasts. Apparently shot for a few thousand dollars (US) and it shows. Although some shots are quite good. And he shot it with no sound, and dubbed it later. There are a lot of pigeon shots and alcoholics. There are a lots of wino's in Hollywood. Lots of sluts and shocking acting, duelling serial killers!!! How can it be bad movie? Oh my god, it just finished. Well that was mercifully quick (just over 60min). Thinking about wots next...

We've decided on Alice in Acidland a classic B and W 1968 movie about Alice and her explorations with acid. Now three chicks are taking their clothes off. Whoot!!! Lots of late 60's jazz too. Choice! Ohhh lesbian action, Alice's friend, Frieda is abit of a carpet muncher. Having got Alice drunk she's taking advantage of her! Shocking!!! I'm shocked and appalled. But the jazz is nice. The jazz disappeared for some early psych, which has changed into a kinda jazz/psych bit now. Alice is now a wildcat for sex. Trust me, I heard it on the movie. "The shagpile carpet is just wrong" yeah thanks Wes. Ok *now* its got weird. It's switched to colour and is doing a psych mind fuck thing. We are all very freaked! Oh god, now its got a sitar!!! Alice is a mental vegetable!!!

After excessive amounts of porn, or at least semi-porn, we are going with a classic Bela Lugosi 'The Corpse Vanishes'. This movie concerns, strangely, a corpse apparently called 'Phylis' my god the dead bride has been stolen! And not like a german cake!!!! Comments whose meanings have changed over time: "If the brides keels over, there'll be no snatching!" The main actress, Luana Walters, is hot. Curvy cute and quite shaggable, and sadly I dont think we are going to get to see her nekkid - dammit. This movie is by far the best of the three, so far. Script is better than the storyline wold suggest and the acting is good. Not bad for a 65 yo movie. 'Send the sawbones in' about the doctor. Great! Ohhh dwarf action, great stuff! Oh they left the midgit behind, the cads!!
The clever cops went immediately to the hidden cupboard, tey knew more than they were letting on.

Great stuff!!!

Break now while we wait for the Rhodester.

b xx