My new coffee machine, it can be programmed to switch on automatically. Even better, I'm able to do this while *a bit* drunk. So for the past two weekends I've woken to fresh brewed coffee. Bliss. I'm not saying I was drunk each night, but well ya know, the machine switched on and made me coffee.
I've never managed to get a wench to do that for me. Ever.
As a friend pointed out, get the coffee machine to give a BJ and you'll be sorted.
Hmmmm....
B
ps: I had to get a new one as I made the mistake of washing the pot in the old one, it promptly fell apart.
3 comments:
Just whaddya trying to say there boyo? Hmmmm?
If I was your wench, I'd make you coffee.
Wouldn't do anything else though. I'm not that kind of boy.
Right off with his head - problem solved!
S.
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